jokes

ik pagle dosryy say ALLAH ka ghur dhooop may hayy
dosra pagle chalouu dhaka laga kay isyy saiye may kartyy hain ...
( dono pagle masjid koo dhaka lagnyy lag agye... karty karty magrab hoo gye)
pehla pagle dosryy say SHUKER ALLAH ka ghur saye may tou aya hehehehehehehehehe

hahahahah .. Xaberdast !!!

( lakin yeh jokes apko jokes k forums mein karna jahie tha ;P)

lol to kia yahn say hata donnn?? yar i told u na ....1st experience hayyy forum ka hehehehe well mary jokes yahin post hoon gay ya wahan!??

nahi g apko kuch karne ki zaroorat nahi mein khudi move kardoon bass aap jokes post karti jao magar correct foorums mein

hehe lawlzzz THANkss for SHARING COPY CAT...lolxx

Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST.....

achaa hai!!!

HAha larka itna hi tang hai apni gf sey to itna mehnga gift kyun dia:P

HMmm nonny Abb yeah TOu TUmhain ROCKET PAR BHAITH KAR USS GIRL KAI paas janna hooga POUCHNAY KOO..... amm just kidding.... :$ anywayzz aik aur HAZIR-E-KHIDDMAT hai...!!

Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses
What do you have?
Poor Man: I have a boy
who’s Girl Friend is
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.
.
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Your Daughter..!

lawlz

>>----->
The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :
"Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother…”
<-----<< lawlzzz

An applicant was filling out a job application.

When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught." ]

@ prince..
zabardasttt....
lovd d 2nd 1!!

@mano billi..
zabardastt...

any time :p jii

Lolx AWESOME!


My son's girlfrnd is your daughter ...
HAHAHA