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sweet poison · 1 "student's jokes" Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:07 am

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Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed
my engineering from the same college!

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sweet poison · 2 Re: "student's jokes" Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:18 am

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An economics professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were to be completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam after the bell would take a zero on the exam.

Well, one guy kept writing on his exam for a while after the bell and then confidently strode up to turn it in. The professor looked at him and said, "Don't bother to hand that paper in... you get a zero for continuing after the bell."

The guy looked at him and said, "Professor, do you know who I am!"

The professor replied, "No, and I don't care if your dad is president of the United States...you get a zero on this exam"

The guy, with a enraged look on his face, shouted, "You mean you have no idea who I am?"

The professor responded, "No, I've no idea who you think you are."

With that, the guy said "Good!" plunged his exam into the middle of the stack of other student's exams, and did a hasty retreat from the examination room!

SUFI ROCKER · 3 Re: "student's jokes" Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:58 pm

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first one was realy funny Razz

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sweet poison · 4 Re: "student's jokes" Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:29 pm

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sweet poison · 6 Re: "student's jokes" Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:54 am

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sweet poison · 7 Re: "student's jokes" Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:56 am

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SUFI ROCKER · 8 Re: "student's jokes" Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:47 pm

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hahah brotherly love Razz

kamaal ka tha !!!

copy.cat · 9 Re: "student's jokes" Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:58 pm

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1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat" Razz

hahahahhaa lolz

copy.cat · 10 Re: "student's jokes" Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:00 pm

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to
Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai
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hahahhahahaha !

copy.cat · 11 Re: "student's jokes" Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:03 pm

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There was once a wife so jealous
that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs
on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me
with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any
perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too
cheap to buy any perfume!"

are alll girls like that?? Razz

hahahahahhaha i like though

copy.cat · 12 Re: "student's jokes" Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:21 pm

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Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
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hahahaha Xaberdast yaar Razz

copy.cat · 14 Re: "student's jokes" Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:53 pm

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sweet poison · 15 Re: "student's jokes" Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:37 am

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sweet poison · 16 Re: "student's jokes" Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:39 am

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Batao na or kya?

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SUFI ROCKER · 17 Re: "student's jokes" Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:50 pm

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Silver Rain · 18 Re: "student's jokes" Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:29 pm

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copy.cat · 19 Re: "student's jokes" Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:25 pm

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hahahahhahaha lolz Very Happy

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copy.cat · 20 Re: "student's jokes" Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:34 am

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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

hahaha lolz

sweet poison · 21 Re: "student's jokes" Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:17 pm

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Silver Rain · 22 Re: "student's jokes" Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:27 am

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lol thank God i got you joke @ copy.cat....other wise i was gonna ask what is it;)?

copy.cat · 23 Re: "student's jokes" Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:30 pm

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LOL HAHAHAH :p MARY SATH BHI ASA HII HUA THA Very Happy

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copy.cat · 24 Re: "student's jokes" Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:02 pm

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. lol!

sweet poison · 25 Re: "student's jokes" Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:39 pm

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